Cheney > Bin Laden? Duh.
The Onion has an article detailing the true threat that our vice president poses to lawyers around the nation.
I think the title pretty much says it all:
White House Had Prior Knowledge Of Cheney Threat
Aug. 2005 Briefing Warned, 'Cheney Determined To Shoot Old Man In Face'
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/45572
YAWN!!!(Caps make it louder!)
Anyone heard anything funny from the government lately? This whole port deal thing is really kind of boring me. I mean, when I turn on Wolf Blitzer and the News Strategy Ultimate Planning Room and I'm not being entertained...well, that's just a shame.
At any rate, I think we should start a petition to send to our "leadership" in Washington to request more outlandish and hilariously unethical activity on a bi-daily basis at the least. Everyone knows humor is the best medicine for a rotten government!
Dick Cheney Sucks at Hunting
Well apparently Mr. Cheney is someone you should definitely choose to go on your next hunting trip if you enjoy buckshot in your face. Here's my personal guess as to his motives behind the shooting of Harry Whittington:
1)Whittington possesses vast oil resources.
2)Cheney asked if Whittington was "talking to him." Since there was no one else there, so he had to be talking to him.
3)During his trip, Whittington jokingly stated: "You and who's army?"
4)Cheney is a dick, I mean Dick is a Cheney...
My only other question is whether this photo at CNN.com is a before or after shot of the shooting?
Check in!
Well I finally found my long lost blog again. Luckily it is clear to see that this administration is continuing to unravel. With indictments and scandals continuing to rock Bush's cronies, I'm crossing my fingers that the house of cards will topple over and this President will be exposed for the fraud he is.
In other news, Muslims in the Middle East are screaming "death to the Danes" for a cartoon they found to be less than humorous. It's too bad Americans aren't equally as angry for being subjected to Garfield.
