Former Rep. Mark Foley is Coming to My Kid's Birthday Party!
Well now the shiznit has really hit the fizan. With ex Republican Representitive Mark Foley being discovered to be a card carrying member of NAMBLA(look it up if you don't know) and we now know House Speaker Dennis Hastert knew about the whole thing months in advance leads me to believe that maybe that those involved in this are not exactly the most wholesome, family friendly and god loving people on the planet like they've been made out to be.
When hastert was informed of these lurid conversations held over AIM with a 16 year old boy, he characterized the coversations as "overly friendly." Here is video re-enactment of the overly friendly conversation:
Arrogant, Mud-Slinging, Hate Mongering: The Coulter Report
In the latest novel from radical "writer" Ann Coulter titled "Godless: The Church of Liberalism" she acuses the 9/11 widows of "enjoying their husbands' deaths" as well as relishing the media spotlight. This is her response to these women who have been outspoken opponents of Bush's handling of the war in Iraq and on terror(which we are winning, just like the war on drugs). These women, along with many other family members of 9/11 victims, want an independent investigation into the events of 9/11.
Now, ignoring that her book has been described as "textbook plagirism" by John Barrie whose company uses Ithenticate software to compare texts and also ignoring Coulter's own credibility or lack thereof, why do people read this stuff? Do people seriouslly belive that the majority of "liberals" do not belive in god? Her book is basically just partisan bad mouthing and bitching.
I'm tired of these people(Coulter, O'Reily, Ted Rall, most actors) who just talk crap about democrats or republicans and make up facts to support their arguments that the other side is dragging the country into a pit.
All of you trash talking self rightous media whores are the main driving force behind this country's erosion.
Here's my advice to you:
SHUT THE F UP!Take the Coulter quiz!
Quiz
Ken Lay and Jeff Skilling Just Got A Heaping Helping of Justice Served Medium Well with a Baked Potato and Sodomy
Well it looks like my two favorite heads of Enron are getting what they've deserved for the past 5 years. They were each found guilty of fraud and conspiracy while Mr. Skilling went for the grand slam and was guilty of false statements and insider trading.
I don't think I'm alone in thinking this but I believe corporate America can learn much from these two men. If you are going to rip off your consumers and investors, go all out! Don't stop at granny's stock portfolio. Go ahead and ruin your employee's retirements! Lie, cheat and steal your way to the number one corrupt business in America. The pressure is on now big corporations! If you are going to be the best you might as well be the best at defrauding hundreds of thousands of people.
United Flight 93 Thanks You for Flying the Terror Filled Skies!
Basically it's a must see film that doesn't necessarily reveal anything we didn't already know about 9/11 but presents it very well. Certainly an edge of your seat thriller that doesn't get too political(other than making a statement on the bureaucracy surrounding that morning).
In other news, the administration was subject to the satire of Stephen Colbert. At the White House Correspondents Dinner. Stephen proceeded to criticism the administration and the lapdog media, but if Bush apparently didn't comprehend the verbal assault as can be seen by the big smile on his face.
Here is a link to the hilarity: http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=2635
Cynthia McKinney(D-Georgia) Beats Up Cops and Kills Babies
Well in the latest example of a news "story" that just won't die, the McKinney story just keeps going and going. Capitol police say she punched them, body slammed all of them, round house kicked two of them, and ate a baby. McKinney however stands by her innocence and feels that because she was a black female she was getting singled out.
While it may be a case of racism, she isn't helping her case with her bat sh** crazy looking photos.
Seriouslly, this lady does not look like someone I'd want to grab at a securtiy checkpoint so maybe the policeman had it coming.
Cheney > Bin Laden? Duh.
The Onion has an article detailing the true threat that our vice president poses to lawyers around the nation.
I think the title pretty much says it all:
White House Had Prior Knowledge Of Cheney Threat
Aug. 2005 Briefing Warned, 'Cheney Determined To Shoot Old Man In Face'
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/45572
YAWN!!!(Caps make it louder!)
Anyone heard anything funny from the government lately? This whole port deal thing is really kind of boring me. I mean, when I turn on Wolf Blitzer and the News Strategy Ultimate Planning Room and I'm not being entertained...well, that's just a shame.
At any rate, I think we should start a petition to send to our "leadership" in Washington to request more outlandish and hilariously unethical activity on a bi-daily basis at the least. Everyone knows humor is the best medicine for a rotten government!
Dick Cheney Sucks at Hunting
Well apparently Mr. Cheney is someone you should definitely choose to go on your next hunting trip if you enjoy buckshot in your face. Here's my personal guess as to his motives behind the shooting of Harry Whittington:
1)Whittington possesses vast oil resources.
2)Cheney asked if Whittington was "talking to him." Since there was no one else there, so he had to be talking to him.
3)During his trip, Whittington jokingly stated: "You and who's army?"
4)Cheney is a dick, I mean Dick is a Cheney...
My only other question is whether this photo at CNN.com is a before or after shot of the shooting?
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Well I finally found my long lost blog again. Luckily it is clear to see that this administration is continuing to unravel. With indictments and scandals continuing to rock Bush's cronies, I'm crossing my fingers that the house of cards will topple over and this President will be exposed for the fraud he is.
In other news, Muslims in the Middle East are screaming "death to the Danes" for a cartoon they found to be less than humorous. It's too bad Americans aren't equally as angry for being subjected to Garfield.
State of the Union: June 2005
We are bogged down in Iraq, the war is losing a lot of popularity in the polls. Mr. Bush has decided not to create a timetable for American withdrawl from the region, and we are doomed to be there for years.
I seem to recall that during his push for war he was adamant in saying there would not be any "nationbuilding." I can't believe he would ever lie!
Overall America seems to be struggling along. People are surviving the aftermath of a brutal election and feeling the pain of a single party dominated federal government.
I will be posting hopefully every month with my latest quick thoughts and feelings on our current state of this country, since apparently I am one of the minority who disdain this administration's antics.
